My name's Larz. 23. Dancer, artist, cat lady, anthropologist, aquarius, hilarious, obsessed with hair, fashion and a great complainer. I post some pretty good inspirational shit too. Needless to say, my blog is boss. Follow me, bitch. <3

unclefather:

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

(Source: unclefather)

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

donatellavevo:

current mood: oprah running on hot coals

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sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

this is 911 state your emergency

YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING



911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.


yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

(Source: babylizard)

Peace nikka, goin to school

What the fuck?

Peace nikka, goin to school

What the fuck?

(Source: dovga.com)

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

—Charles Bukowski

(Source: cachaemic)

Somebody finally gets it

Somebody finally gets it

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

heyfunniest:

is this even a kid show

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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